- Blaze Arizanov
19 Things To Do At Work Apart From Showing Your Penis To Your Colleagues
Updated: Sep 23, 2019
Build a card pyramid
Ask a redhair if they really glow in the dark
̶S̶h̶o̶p̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶n̶l̶a̶r̶g̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶p̶i̶l̶l̶s̶
Reminisce about when Pluto was a planet
Remind your colleague that his zipper is open
Ask a red hair if they all really are daughters of arsonists
̶A̶s̶k̶ ̶f̶e̶m̶a̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶h̶e̶c̶k̶ ̶i̶f̶ ̶m̶o̶l̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶k̶i̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶c̶e̶r̶
Ponder the seedless watermelon— genius or troubling?
Treat women coworkers as equals
̶S̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶ ̶p̶i̶c̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶r̶l̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶e̶l̶e̶v̶a̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶s̶m̶i̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶
Get to the bottom of the whole Russia/Trump thing.
Ask a redhair if they really drink gasoline
Listen to the Top 40 Countdown and write the songs down in order
̶̶̶“̶̶̶A̶̶̶c̶̶̶c̶̶̶i̶̶̶d̶̶̶e̶̶̶n̶̶̶t̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶l̶̶̶y̶̶̶”̶̶̶ ̶̶̶h̶̶̶a̶̶̶v̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶o̶̶̶r̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶p̶̶̶l̶̶̶a̶̶̶y̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶o̶̶̶n̶̶̶ ̶̶̶c̶̶̶o̶̶̶m̶̶̶p̶̶̶u̶̶̶t̶̶̶e̶̶̶r̶̶̶ ̶̶̶d̶̶̶u̶̶̶r̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶m̶̶̶e̶̶̶e̶̶̶t̶̶̶i̶̶̶n̶̶̶g̶̶̶ ̶̶̶w̶̶̶i̶̶̶t̶̶̶h̶̶̶ ̶̶̶f̶̶̶e̶̶̶m̶̶̶a̶̶̶l̶̶̶e̶̶̶ ̶̶̶a̶̶̶s̶̶̶s̶̶̶i̶̶̶s̶̶̶t̶̶̶a̶̶̶n̶̶̶t̶̶̶ ̶̶̶
Make a list of people who think “LOL” means “Lots of Love”
Write a letter from your future You to the dead You.
Tell a redhair that her father is Vulcan.
Tell a female subordinate that she’s doing a great job for no other reason than she’s doing a great job
C̶a̶l̶c̶u̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶r̶o̶w̶t̶h̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶ ̶u̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶
Tap the water cooler few times so that these bubbles on the wall disappear
Squeeze a stress ball
Donate money to a female candidate who is running for office against an old, white pervert.
D̶r̶a̶w̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶p̶e̶n̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶’̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶i̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶u̶p̶p̶e̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶p̶a̶n̶t̶s̶
Organize a company-wide canned food drive
Your actual job